Elf Gratification: a Christmas novella
Candy Kane isn't particularly pleased to be abducted from her life as a Hollywood makeup artist and dumped in the middle of Nowhere, Lapland. For a start, everyone seems to be really stoned: Santa? Elves? What are they smoking? Then there's the guy assigned to keep an eye on her: the most arrogant, annoying, deluded creature there's ever been.
But if he could just get it into his head that he's not an elf and she's not Santa, then she might start to find him mildly attractive. In a lunatic sort of way...
Released: December 2015